“God just wants me to be happy,” says the contemporary Christian singer about her divorce and remarriage.
“Believe in yourself,” says the new age guru.
“The real Bruce Jenner,” say the headlines.
“Born that way,” says Lady Gaga.
Apparently, Jesus says “Affirm yourself, put down your cross, and follow your heart”?
Oh, no, wait. That was, “Deny yourself, take up your cross, and follow Me.”