Daily Archives: December 28, 2009

Paypal proves that “the holidays” is just a euphemism for Christmas Day.

Dear Paypal,

Technically, “The Holidays” are not over.

1. Christmas is not one day; it is twelve days, and it won’t be over until January 6.

2. New Year’s hasn’t even happened yet.

3. I believe that the communist holiday “Kwanzaa” is still going on.

4. Epiphany is January 6.

——————————————————————————– From: PayPal To: JCHathaway Sent: Mon, December 28, 2009 8:47:41 AM

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Catholic Geek Slogans #4

“Yo, Joe!”