A few years ago, I heard this tune on Glenn Beck’s radio show. I tried searching for it, but someone else has a similar parody called “HanuRamaKwanzMas,” which is not quite so biting in its satire.
Have a RamaHanuKwanzmas, it’s the PC Time of Year!
Every holiday displayed –because of morbid fear.
Happy RamaHanuKwanzmas, yeah we know the name is queer.
Oh, good golly, can’t offend nobody on [BEEP]mas this year!
Oh, no! The eskimos need a holiday! We’ll get right back to you
When we think up one for gays!
Happy RamaHanukwanzmas, what a time for winter cheer!
But if you see a Christmas Tree, you’ll hear Christmas jeer!
Screw you, ACLU, for winning the $12 billion in your lawsuit
Versus Santa and his elves!
Have a RamaHanuKwanzmas, and everyone must now adhere.
So, by golly, don’t hang up that holly on [BEEP]mas this year!”